Phillip Pirrip
@pirripip • Aug 10, 1811 at 5:37 PM via screaming
Just got shook down by some random guy wtf — feeling scared
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Phillip Pirrip
@pirripip • Nov 2, 1821 at 7:43 PM via telegram
Just got some money from an "unknown" person. Miss Havisham I see you 😏 🤑 #blessed #esketit
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Herbert Pocket
@hurburr • Oct 30, 1826 at 10:03 PM via speech
Dolla dolla bills y'all
Phillip Pirrip
@pirripip • Dec 10, 1821 at 6:30 AM via pure brain waves
Excuse me what
Herbert Pocket
@hurburr • Feb 30, 1817 at 12:57 PM via note tied to a pigeon
Just beat up a random kid at the Satis House 💪 #squareUp
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Herbert Pocket
@hurburr • Feb 32.96, 1821 at 9:37 AM via sign language
Dude that was literally 4 years ago
Estella Havisham
@havenosham • Feb 33ln(1.2e), 1821 at 1:56 PM via telegram
Fisticuffs
Phillip Pirrip
@pirripip • Oct 30, 1826 at 9:26 PM via letter
LIT af amiright #WhyAreWeSoBasic
Herbert Pocket
@hurburr • Oct 30, 1826 at 10:03 PM via morse code
My bro @pirripip just turned 21 and we got #turnt 🍷 . Mentor gave a bit of trouble but gave him some money so we good 😎
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Phillip Pirrip
@pirripip • Mar 3, 1828 at 1:01 PM via The Communist Manifesto
My girl Estella keeps rejecting me but I know how you really feel 😏 💕 #HardToGet
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Estella Havisham
@havenosham • Apr 21, 1828 at 10:03 AM via gag reflex
S T O P
Phillip Pirrip
@pirripip • Apr 21, 1828 at 10:04 PM via ew
😏
Joe Gargery
@gijoe • April 1, 1828 at 6:15 PM via arms
Joe poked @pirripip
Phillip Pirrip
@pirripip • April 1, 1828 at 7:49 PM via being a snob
Joe stop poking me or I'll block you.
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Phillip Pirrip
@pirripip • May 11, 1828 at 2:43 PM via arms
Phillip poked @havenosham
Phillip Pirrip
@pirripip • May 11, 1828 at 2:43 PM via arms
Phillip poked @havenosham
Phillip Pirrip
@pirripip • May 11, 1828 at 2:44 PM via arms
Phillip poked @havenosham
Phillip Pirrip
@pirripip • May 11, 1828 at 2:44 PM via arms
Phillip poked @havenosham
Phillip Pirrip
@pirripip • May 11, 1828 at 3:49 PM via note in a bottle
Estella please unblock me I'm sorry
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Phillip Pirrip
@pirripip • Dec 31, 1828 at 3:48 PM via letter
Just realized that random convict guy was actually the person who gave me all this money and not Miss Havisham. Y'all lied to me 🔪 😡
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John Wemmick
@portablewemmick • Dec 31, 1828 at 10:03 PM via myspace
The only person who lied to you was yourself.
Phillip Pirrip
@pirripip • Dec 31, 1828 at 11:12 PM via ourspace
shut
Phillip Pirrip
@pirripip • Sep 25, 1829 at 7:49 PM via personal confession
Estella, no matter what Miss Havisham has done to you, I will always love you no matter what. You're there everywhere I see, and I can't stop thinking of you. You're my only love, Estella.
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Phillip Pirrip
@pirripip • Oct 1, 1829 at 10:22 AM via newspaper headline
why
Estella Havisham
@havenosham • Oct 1, 1829 at 9:30 AM via screaming
Getting married to Drummle! 💍 💘 #NoRegretsProbablyButMostLikelyLotsOfRegret
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Bentley Drummle
@chickendrummlestick • Oct 1, 1829 at 11:37 AM via satellite signal
She's mine now
Phillip Pirrip
@pirripip • Oct 1, 1829 at 12:56 PM via prehistoric phone
No one likes you
Phillip Pirrip
@pirripip • May 15, 1862 at 1:29 PM via seashell
Lmao you ded, shouldn't have messed with that horse 💀 💩 #karma
Phillip Pirrip
@pirripip • Mar 24, 1830 at 11:21 PM via gamma radiation
You honestly do
Abel Magwitch
@provisandwitch • Mar 17, 1830 at 4:57 PM via ternary
I need to do something about this receding hariline... 😑 #NoHairlineNoMore
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Abel Magwitch
@provisandwitch • Mar 31, 1830 at 2:37 PM via crying because it's 3AM and I want to sleep
Okay you know what I don't need your negativity
Phillip Pirrip
@pirripip • Mar 25, 1830 at 6:12 PM via kahoot
#shook
John Wemmick
@portablewemmick • Mar 25, 1830 at 4:57 PM via encrypted message
@pirripip don't go home
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John Wemmick
@yesiamdefinitelywemmick • Mar 25, 1830 at 6:37 PM via secret note
Wait please do go home
Phillip Pirrip
@pirripip • May 4, 1830 at 6:49 AM via hamster-wheel fueled email
Out rowing today! Gonna be a routine from today on out 🚣
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Herbert Pocket
@hurburr • May 4, 1830 at 6:53 AM via conversation
Yes definitely not because of anything suspcious
Phillip Pirrip
@pirripip • Apr 20, 1831 at 1:13 AM via existential crisis
I can't handle the fact that I have knees.
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Phillip Pirrip
@pirripip • May 25, 1831 at 11:21 PM via gamma radiation
YES
Abel Magwitch
@provisandwitch • Mar 13, 1830 at 4:57 PM via mind control
Looking in the mirror with this hat and I realize that I look like the Undertaker like fr #WWE
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Phillip Pirrip
@pirripip • Aug 1, 1831 at 3:48 PM via note sacraficed to the gods
😂 😂 LITERALLY DYING 😂 😂
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Herbert Pocket
@hurburr • Aug 2, 1831 at 10:03 PM via horse messenger
Dude you know she actually died right
Phillip Pirrip
@pirripip • Aug 2, 1831 at 11:12 PM via graffiti
wait fr
Phillip Pirrip
@pirripip • Sep 11, 1831 at 4:20 PM via invisible ink
It's time to stop @portablewemmick
John Wemmick
@portablewemmick • Sep 10, 1831 at 9:30 AM via pleading for mercy
Is anyone else here a #PortablePropertyDisciple? @gotthemoveslikejaggers @hollymolly @havenosham
@lostatthealter @theagedcheddar @pirripip @hurburr @provisandwitch @gijoe @spelingshen
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Phillip Pirrip
@pirripip • Oct 2, 1831 at 8:41 PM via viacom
Guys Orlick just high-key tried to murder me with a hammer but my fam @hurburr saved my life 😫 👌 🍞 💦
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Abel Magwitch
@provisandwitch • Sep 25, 1822 at 9:37 AM via vocal chords
pranked